* you are watching TV laying down and you have to switch sides during commercials because you get so uncomfortable.
* even Rolaids give you heartburn
* you are on your way to lunch and change your mind three times about what you feel like eating
* you get up to pee in the night and think it has only been two minutes since you peed last
* you know what the first TWO questions will be when you see someone you know or first meet someone- "how far along are you" and "are you excited"
* during 90% of your day you are thinking about the baby, talking about the baby, or otherwise preparing for the baby.
* you roll over in bed or try to get up you get winded and have to rest.
* you drop a twenty dollar bill on the ground and think twice about even bothering to pick it up.
* your husband keeps saying how big you are getting and tries to convince you and everyone else that the baby will be early.
* the shoes you put on this morning that fit fine all of a sudden are cutting off the circulation by lunch.
* there is rarely a moment in the day when you are not being poked, jabbed or otherwise beaten up from the inside.
* someone goes to feel your stomach and that is the moment you DON'T get poked or jabbed.
and finally-
*you have enough thoughts about being pregnant to write a blog about it.
4 comments:
oh memories
That was an EXCELLENT post. Only 5 more weeks WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
yup...THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT.
The Good Lord has an amazing sense of humor, and He sure knows how to 'motivate' us to be happy about going to the hospital...going through labor...and when we are totally exhausted, PUSH!
OF COURSE, all ya have to have is a BIG GUT and about half of those problems stay will you ALL OF THE TIME.
WHERE'S JENNY CRAIG WHEN YA NEED HER?
hahaha...I love the list Lindsay. Seeing you the other day was great! Well maybe you'll put your baby makin' days behind you after this next guy. What are the new name ideas?
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