Below is a song that Larry, Jim and I sing to eachother: Sing it like a Polka!
"Too fat Polka"
Here's a silly ditty,
You can sing it right away
Now, here is what you say
So sing it while you may
Here's a silly jingle,
You can sing it night or noon
Here's the words, that's all you need
'Cause I just sang the tune:
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me
She's too fat She's too fat
She's too fat for me
I get dizzy
I get numbo
When I'm dancing
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo
I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat She's too fat
She's too fat for me
Can she prance up a hill?
No, no, no, no, no
Can she dance a quadrille?
No, no, no, no, no
Does she fit in your coupe?
By herself she's a group
Could she possibly
Sit upon your knee?
No, no, no
We don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
And she's too fat for me
But she's just right for me
We don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for meYeah,
she's too fat, Much too fat
But she's just right for me
She's so charming
And she's so winning
But it's alarming
When she goes in swimming
We don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
But she's just right for me
So I sure want her, you can't have her
She's just right for me
But she's too fat!
She's not too fat!
She's just right for me!
She's a twosome,
She's a foursome
If she'd lose some
I would like her more some
I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat Much too fat
She's too fat for me
Hey!
All in good fun of course. I know, I know we are really weird.
Ean and Tom didn't make the "weight" to get on this post.
3 comments:
I can't believe how much more hair Ean has now than when he was here. You are not fat by the way.
Too Funny...but did you know that Grandpa Roach used to sing that song all the time? Especially on long trips...boy was that a deja vue!
So....who is the pregnant one?
You look pretty darned good Lindsay...but your color coordination could use some help.
You and Jim know, of course, that when Tom runs for President...these photos of his parents will cost him plenty of 'hush money'? lol
Okay I just sang that song to Ted and he told me to stop. Colby saw Uncle Jimmy and called him Tony, I said no thats not Tony thats Uncle Jimmy, so he said Uncle Jilly
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